What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
09.06.2025 10:54
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Thank you.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
What is so great about Jiraiya?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : I'm 24.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : No
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
What happened to your school bully?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I don't drink
Big Match & Segment Announced for June 6 WWE SmackDown - Ringside News
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
He : Tea ?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Then let's have some coffee
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?